Satirical Animals

Compassion

There was once a squirrel named Comps (short for compassion). He drowned in the tears of a beaver.

Gullible

There was once a dolphin named Guilly (for gullible). She choked on a synthetic leaf.

Arrogant

There was once a turtle named Arro (for arrogant). He fell off a ladder (of the corporate sorts).

Honorable

There was once a rabbit named Able (for honorable). He died trying to….

Lazy

There was once a gorilla named Azy (short for Lazy). He was quite content.

Lonely

There was once a snail named Lee (short for Lonelee). He know himself (really well).